warsquirtle:

Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life

file under “movies to watch when feeling sad”

sarcarstic:

We’re having pizza for dinner, is that ok?

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Movies Watched in 2014 | Wreck-it Ralph

" I’m bad, and that’s good. I will never be good, and that’s not bad. There’s no one I’d rather be than me."

samagotchi:

when u accidentally click a link so u dont release the mouse and kind of slowly drag away from the link. threat avoided. citizens safe. for now.